New from HarryCo, Yo-Setta Tone!

Senator Harry Reid, facing certain defeat in the 2010 mid-term congressional elections, has announced he will be indorsing a new product he has been using since 2008 which helped him determine that candidate Barack Obama was ‘light skinned’ enough and lacked the detrimental ‘Negro’ dialect to become President.
That product is Yo-Setta Tone (not to be confused with the similar sounding language software). Yo-Setta Tone is exciting new software that will allow you to enter the lucrative career field of political consultant. Yo-Setta Tone has been successfully used by Senator Harry Reid and other prominent Democrats to determine if their African American candidates have the right skin tone and language skills to win elections. And now Harry Reid will be offering this amazing product to the public, so anyone, even you, can determine the skin tone and dialect necessary to be successful in politics!
But wait, there’s more. If you order before Harry is voted out of the Senate next fall, you’ll receive as an extra bonus, the European and Asian expansion modules! The European Yo-Setta Tone module will allow you to correctly assess if your guy is coming across like a drunken Irishman or a Russian mobster. The Asian module will teach you critical skills like the ability to access if your Asian candidate doesn’t sound too much like someone on the other end of a tech support call to the American voter! Yo-Setta Tone can provide you the key skills in picking the right candidates for public office – so don’t delay, Order Today!
Now, as asinine and offensive as the above sounds, here’s the Old NCO’s point. Notice how everyone on the left, to include the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the world, are giving good old Harry a free pass on his obviously racial comment – which is the same free pass any liberal would receive if they were to make stupid racial comments. What a double standard - just imagine the left’s outrage if the same type of statements had been made by a conservative. I can only wonder what Trent Lott must be thinking about this right now.