In regards to all of the Obama Administration scandals, The Old NCO thinks there may have been a memo from the White House sent to everyone on the Obama team. The memo’s purpose would be to provide guidance for anyone faced answering questions about the gaggle of scandals surrounding the Administration. If such a memo were to exist, it probably would have went something like this:
--- For anyone who receives a Congressional Subpoena ---
“Should you have to appear before any Congressional investigate committees, your answer to any questions regarding Benghazi, the IRS targeting conservatives, or the Department of Justice seizing the phone records of the Associated Press, your answer will be “I Know Nothing”. You can say this in various ways, but at the end of the day, your reply had better be you just don’t know anything about anything. If you need any help in preparing for your “I know nothing” performance, just review my professionals at this art who have already appeared before congress, like Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, and Steven Miller. And if you feel you need special preparation assistance, I can set you up with some individual one on one training with the Champion of knowing absolutely nothing, Jay Carney. I want to stress there is no floor to the depths of how stupid or uninformed we appear.”
While the The Old NCO can’t confirm any kind of memo was sent to the Obama faithful from the Oval Office, the repetition of “I know nothing” by Obama’s surrogates makes it very suspicious. Sergeant Schultz would be proud. The sad thing is, Sergeant Schultz said it to be funny. What’s the Obama Administration’s motive?
Sunday, May 19, 2013
The "Sergeant Schultz" Defense
In regards to all of the Obama Administration scandals, The Old NCO thinks there may have been a memo from the White House sent to everyone on the Obama team. The memo’s purpose would be to provide guidance for anyone faced answering questions about the gaggle of scandals surrounding the Administration. If such a memo were to exist, it probably would have went something like this:
--- For anyone who receives a Congressional Subpoena ---
“Should you have to appear before any Congressional investigate committees, your answer to any questions regarding Benghazi, the IRS targeting conservatives, or the Department of Justice seizing the phone records of the Associated Press, your answer will be “I Know Nothing”. You can say this in various ways, but at the end of the day, your reply had better be you just don’t know anything about anything. If you need any help in preparing for your “I know nothing” performance, just review my professionals at this art who have already appeared before congress, like Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, and Steven Miller. And if you feel you need special preparation assistance, I can set you up with some individual one on one training with the Champion of knowing absolutely nothing, Jay Carney. I want to stress there is no floor to the depths of how stupid or uninformed we appear.”
While the The Old NCO can’t confirm any kind of memo was sent to the Obama faithful from the Oval Office, the repetition of “I know nothing” by Obama’s surrogates makes it very suspicious. Sergeant Schultz would be proud. The sad thing is, Sergeant Schultz said it to be funny. What’s the Obama Administration’s motive?
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This administration is unreal with how stupid they think the public is. They need to remember that only 51% of the public is stupid and the rest of us can see thru this carp.
To say Obama learned about the IRS scandal in the media is so lame.
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