A Real Hillary Town Hall Meeting

It appears Mrs. Slick Willie has taken a new approach to campaigning for the 2016 Democratic Nomination for President, and that is if your record is so full of lies, deceit, illegal activity, and allowing the murder of Americans on foreign soil, that it’s better to just keep your mouth shut. Hillary’s MO is to fill any town hall meetings with pre-selected attendees with pre-approved “soft-ball” questions. So, I was wondering how a real town hall meeting would go with real people and real questions. The below is how the old NCO thinks it would go….. Question: Mrs. Clinton, how do you explain you left four Americans die at the hands of terrorist in Benghazi when they were pleading for reinforcements? Hillary: Well, as you know, President Obama was running for re-election, and since part of his campaign speech was that “Al Queda is On The Run”, helping to save those Americans didn’t play into our narrative. So we invented the You Tube video story to cover our foreign policy failures. Not sending aid to those four American who were killed by Al Queda, while tragic, you can take comfort they gave their lives in helping to re-elect a Democratic President for four more years and set me up to run for President in 2016. Question: How do you explain breaking federal law and maintaining a personal email server in the basement of your home to send/receive official government communication while you were Secretary of State, and when asked by Congress for the emails, you claim they ‘Got Erased’? Hillary: Well, frankly, those emails contain a whole lot of incriminating evidence. If my correspondence as Secretary of State had been made public, as Federal law requires, it would not only be very embarrassing, but it may even get me indicted and prosecuted for crimes. Question: So, on these two issues alone, how to you expect to elected President? Don’t you think the press will crucify you? Hillary: (Laughter), that won’t be a problem. The press, with the exception of those kooks at Fox News, is on our side and if we need a little pay for play, there’s plenty of money in the Clinton Foundation coffers to line the pockets of the press. While the above exchange between potential voters and Mrs. Clinton will never take place, the Old NCO can still dream.