Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Socialist Speak


When liberals get into power, they normally screw up everything; like health care, the economy, and tarnishing America’s standing in the world. So when your resume includes nothing but failure, what do you do? Well, the Democrats have a plan – it’s called Socialist Speak. These are catchy little phrases, concocted by the Democratic National Committee to be repeated over and over by the liberal talking heads every time they get in front of a microphone.
Here are some examples:

“Bush’s Recession” This is pretty recent, but was first introduced by VP Joe “The Gaffer” Biden. It’s an attempt to deflect attention away from the failure of the Democratic stimulus plan and make you think all of our country’s economic woes are totally the fault of President Bush.

“Anti-Immigration” This is the term the left uses to label anyone who supports securing the borders from the flood of ILLEGAL immigrants. This first was used by the President to describe the people who support Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s efforts to enforce the immigration laws since the Obama administration refuses to do their job.

“Racist Element” First used by the NAACP, it is an attempt to paint anyone who supports or is associated with the Tea Party movement as racist. It is an attempt to perpetuate the myth that white people don’t support President Obama’s policies solely because he is black – trying to downplay the fact that people don’t support his socialist policies which has nothing to do with the President’s race.

I’m sure there’s more “Socialist Speak” to come – as the Democrats can’t run on their unpopular policies in November, their only hope is to slander those that oppose them.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Personality Types in American Politics


You can label anyone anything based on what’s going on in the world. Take Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. Now if she were to be a candy bar, I’d call her Almond Joy.

On the other hand, let’s look at President Obama, now if he were a candy bar, I’d call him Mounds.

Why?? Well we all know that little jingle that goes “Almond Joy has nuts – Mounds don’t”.

I think that pretty much says it all.

You Un-American Bastard, You…


The socialist Obama visited a Ford assembly plant this week to take ‘credit’ for Ford’s turnaround. What a crock! Unlike GM and Chrysler, Ford didn’t take Obama’s bail out money. And oddly enough, Ford was the first to make a turnaround economically.
But there’s the anointed one, President Obama, telling us his bail out and other economic policies saved the “American” car maker. He further went on to say any who opposed his policies had lost faith in the American worker eluding that his critics were ‘un-American’. All I can say is that the President must have a very low opinion of the average American’s level of intelligence – at least he’s banking on that for his re-election hopes in 2012.
It’s common knowledge that Ford, as well as GM and Chrysler, are global companies – just like Honda, Toyota and Nissan. There hasn’t been a true “American” car maker for decades. Go to Tennessee and tell the Nissan workers they are not ‘American’. Go to Ohio and tell that to the Honda workers or to Texans who build Toyota trucks. Why is our President touting a Ford Fusion, one of Ford’s best offerings, which is built in MEXICO over a Honda built in Ohio?? Well, Obama must think you are stupid. Politics dictate that when you have nothing to offer, attack your critics.
Again, this is just another shining example of the ineptness of this failed administration.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Swamp Queen Pelosi


What a difference four years can make. Queen Nancy Pelosi proclaimed back in 2007 she would “drain the swamp” of corruption in the House of Representatives when she was elected Speaker of the House. She was going to clean up all of the corruption in Congress. Well, it seems her pledge to clean up the corruption in Congress only applies if you are a Conservative. Take the case of Charlie Rangel. Under ethics charges (15 counts), and the scandal keeps building every day. But, when Miss “Clean up the Swamp” Nancy is asked about Representative Rangel, her only reply is that she is “Out of the Loop” and needs to let the ethics committee do their job.
Out of the Loop?? -- Get real. If Representative Rangel happened to be a Republican, both Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would be the first in line to drive nails through Rangel’s palms attaching him to the crucifix they would erect in the front lawn of the Capital building.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Signs of Economic Recovery


I keep hearing from the Socialist Obama and his economic genius Tim Geithner, that the economy is recovering. They claim there are signs their economic stimulus program is working. Being a little pessimistic, I have looked for these signs of recovery. But, all I found was massive government debt, high unemployment, taxes being raised, and ever increasing anti-business policies coming from Washington.
But, as promised, I found the Obama administration does have signs of economic recovery. Here's one of them - and you can find these all over the country (especially in Democratic congressional districts)


Enjoy – your tax dollars paid for them.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Just Do The Wrong Thing - an old nco joint


The following is a fictitious conversation that may have happened somewhere in the District of Columbia between two politicians named Bizarro Nobama and his faithful sidekick Nimrod (his friends call him Axel).
Nobama: So what can we do? We have an oil spill in the gulf, two wars to fight, debt that is going to bury us, borders as secure as a badminton net, and an economy in the toilet.
Nimrod: You know what to do – just do it..
Nobama: What? You mean,,, do the wrong thing?
Nimrod: That’s right – you don’t want to piss off your ultra liberal supporters – I’ve seen Janeane Garofalo mad, and I’m telling you, it ain’t pretty.
Nobama: So I’m on track by doing nothing about the oil spill except blame BP – and of course George W. Bush.
Nimrod: So just follow that example – remember, the overriding directive of our administration is do the wrong thing.
Nobama: But won’t people catch on?
Nimrod: No way – remember the masses are stupid. We’ve been dumbing down Americans for years – infiltrating the academic community and turning it into a liberal bastion of underachieving America haters.
Nobama: So tell me what to do for the rest of the problems we face.
Nimrod: Shoot.
Nobama: The war in Afghanistan?
Nimrod: Easy – fire the General in charge and replace him with someone you already smeared as a betrayer of America. A change at the top can be devastating to morale and embolden our enemies.
Nobama: Great! What about the national debt?
Nimrod: No prob. Tell America we need to go deeper in debt to get out of debt.
Nobama: That makes no sense at all.
Nimrod: Don’t worry about it - your mindless followers will believe anything you read from a teleprompter.
Nobama: OK, now a hard one. Illegal immigration.
Nimrod: Right – that’s a tough one. Trick is downplaying the word illegal and play up the word immigration. Make it as easy as possible for anyone to walk right across the border. And if anyone does anything contrary, like try to secure the border, call them racists and get that idiot Attorney General of yours and sue them into oblivion.
Nobama: Damn you’re good. Now for last, the economy. How to I approach that?
Nimrod: That’s the easiest one. Don’t you remember how Ronald Reagan brought the economy back from the dead after we liberals ran it into the ground in the late 70’s?
Nobama: Well, sure. He lowered taxes on business, cut burdening regulation, and made the government a friend to small business. He created an environment that started a 20 year economic boom in our country.
Nimrod: Well then, just think what would Reagan do, and then do the complete opposite!
Nobama: Wonderful! You know, it’s hard sometime, just to do the wrong thing.
Nimrod: Well, look at it this way, you only have a little over two years yet to do it.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Medical Miracle - Walking Erect Without a Spine


On March 28, North Korea attacked South Korean frigate Cheonan and killed 46 South Korean sailors. Let me repeat, North Korea attacked South Korea, and killed South Koreans. No, let me try again. The hard line communists of North Korea, who have ignored every treaty they have ever signed, ignored all UN sanctions, resisted any attempt to keep them from building a nuclear bomb, attacked, without provocation, a South Korean military vessel, and killed 46 South Koreans.
I’m repeating what happened just in case some liberal is reading this – because your spineless leader doesn’t get it. In fact, his administration came out today and said the sinking of a South Korean warship blamed on North Korea was not terrorism, and not enough by itself to put Pyongyang back on a U.S. terror blacklist. They even went on to say the March sinking of the South Korean frigate Cheonan by a “reported” torpedo from a North Korean submarine was a "provocative action" and a violation of the truce that ended the Korean war. Really – ya think???? Boy, I hope a statement like that didn't piss off the North Koreans!

So, Mr. President, just how many South Koreans does Kim Jong Il have to kill before he is considered a terrorist? 48? 50? 100? Or does he have to march the 50 odd miles south below the DMZ and kill everyone in Seoul?
Even old “W” could recognize the bad guys in the world. But it seems our current President is convinced that our enemies would lay down their arms if we just reached out with love while playing John Lennon’s “Give Peace a Chance”. What a dream world liberals live in.
So as long as the world’s bad guys feel they can get away with anything, they will only be more emboldened and America will pay dearly. We need a President with a spine. Not one that is so focused on a Socialist agenda that he lets everything else go to hell in a hand basket.