Today, Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife, Marianne told the Washington Post that in 1999 Newt asked her for an “open marriage”. Evidently, he wanted to remain married and openly have a mistress – a mistress who is today his third wife, Callista. Now, since the timing of Marianne’s revelations is just two days before the South Carolina republican primary, let me examine what this does to Newt’s chances of winning in the Paletto state. Will it hurt him or help him? Help him? Ridiculous you say?
Well, the Old NCO says I’m impressed with Newt. In fact, if what his ex says is true, what he did in 1999 shows he has a critical quality needed in a President. I say this because any husband, who can ask his wife for an open marriage where he can stay married and have a mistress, has Balls. And not just big balls, I’m talking the planet Jupiter sized balls. Now, I don’t know about you, but I like my President to have big balls. Just think how refreshing it would be to have Newt vs. the medical miracle who walks erect without a spine that currently resides in the White House.
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